Author: Miquel Molina i Diez
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A couple of jokes in English


Here are several old jokes in English:

- James, the invisible man wants to see you.

- Tell him I can't see him today.



-Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup!

- Sorry, sir, but it should be in the salad.



- Waiter, a fly in my soup!

- I am terribly sorry, madam, but we have no more flies left.



- A man enters a pet shop and says, 'I would like to buy a mosquito.'

- Sorry, sir, but we don't sell mosquitos!

- But I have just seen one in the shop window!



Someone phones the intelligence services, and says, 'Intelligence services, please?'

'Eh, eh!' responds someone.